That would be Nepotix! The revolutionary new treatment for those who want to rule the creative landscape without the hassle of hard work!
Why waste years cultivating skill and craftsmanship, when Nepotix can give you immediate, unearned advancements?
Note: Side effects of Nepotix may include loss of respect from peers, inability to perform actual creative duties, and occasional reality checks. Nepotix is not responsible for eventual career meltdowns or cultural cancellations.
Nepotix. Why earn it, when you can just take it?
Ask your doctor or your most influential relative about Nepotix today!
Dreaming big while keeping expectations small is the heavy lift that makes you creatively swole.
Dang it. I was hoping you'd have a secret steroids recipe to get me creatively JACKED with as *little work as possible*
That would be Nepotix! The revolutionary new treatment for those who want to rule the creative landscape without the hassle of hard work!
Why waste years cultivating skill and craftsmanship, when Nepotix can give you immediate, unearned advancements?
Note: Side effects of Nepotix may include loss of respect from peers, inability to perform actual creative duties, and occasional reality checks. Nepotix is not responsible for eventual career meltdowns or cultural cancellations.
Nepotix. Why earn it, when you can just take it?
Ask your doctor or your most influential relative about Nepotix today!