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This was so funny. I started copying a bunch of lines I loved to come down to the comments and drop in- but there were too many.

Seeing how good Substack search is to find those Latte grabbin' AirBnB-ers, in hopes they have a Substack, too!

"We're hip! I can't help it." --- so good.

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Thank you! This feels like my voice. Troubled but not troubling.

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a) This might as well be an “anti-AirBNB ad” for Hilton.

I lol'd

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they didn’t

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Thank you for sharing this story. Because now the folks in the booth next to mine at Wok's Cookin' are wondering whether I'm laughing or crying. Either way, they're clearly wondering what the hell's wrong with this guy. Should I tell them this is what a "very reasonable mid-life crisis" looks like?

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Yes please, I NEED THE SUBS TO FEED MY EGO

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haha I imagine they are thinking, "This must be one of those crazy California homeless guys..."

At least you might have fixed your Airbnb problem.

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Two birds, one loug

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Ain't always pretty, but at least it's real, my friend ;)

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the realest

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