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Rationalyst.'s avatar

Call in while driving. Don't mute. Make 10-14 people enjoy the sounds of traffic so they can give you a status update.

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Alec McNayr's avatar

Yes yes yes. This is a subpoint of "talking while walking" -- a true power move. "My ambient noise is now your reality. You're welcome. #blessed"

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Norman T. Leonard's avatar

Witnessed: The use of nail clippers to convert a chopstick into a toothpick and get after that piece of tuna stuck between the lateral and central incisors.

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Alec McNayr's avatar

PERSONAL GROOMING! I should have remembered. Not sure if this is a true power move or simply proof of no boundaries.

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